CARROT
World-class grump. Surprisingly cool. Zero patience for nonsense.
The Vibe
Carrot doesn't smile for photos. He doesn't do small talk. He shows up, arms crossed, looking like he'd rather be anywhere else — and somehow that just makes him cooler. Don't let the grumpy face fool you though. Deep down… okay fine, he's also grumpy on the inside. But in a lovable way.
Big Brain Energy
Carrot has a comeback for everything. One raised eyebrow from him says more than a whole paragraph from anyone else. He reads the room, figures out what's ridiculous about it, and then says exactly one witty thing before walking away. Effortlessly. Every. Single. Time.
The Carrot Thing
Yes, his name is Carrot. Yes, he has carrot pins on his jacket. No, he does not want to talk about it. He just thinks carrots are underrated, okay? Crunchy, orange, and totally overlooked — kind of like him, if you think about it.
Skills & Talents
• Making silence feel awkward for other people
• Wearing a beanie at exactly the right angle
• Giving advice that sounds mean but is actually helpful
• Finding the best snacks at any party
• Being right, always, which is very annoying
🌟 Hall of Approved Friends 🌟
Carrot doesn't hand out friendship cards to just anyone.
But these two? They passed the vibe check.
Piggy
"Actually pretty funny."
Elephant
"Remembers things. Respect."